Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Why is it better to be a woman !

Advantages of being one :

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. Systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are either stalkers / gays.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

12. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

15. We have the ability to dress ourselves unlike guys.

16. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

17. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

18. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

19. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

20. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

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