1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships
and additional from a guy friend of mine :
100. Guys like girls that are independent instead of depending everything from surrounding people
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Friday, August 27, 2010
I Ochestrate my morning to the tune of coffee but..
Sometimes you gotta stop me. No kiddings really. Cause the last time I remember I had too much of it is when I was doing the Evaluation Tabulation for Microsoft Tech Ed event.. And I realised that my lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.. and I bit my plastic cups to bits. I had like 16 cups of coffee in less than half an hour? That a lot to you? ha. ha. So yea.
You'll know when I have too much when ..
1. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take my pulse
2. I name my 'donkey' after you ( 'donkey' is a python actually, but I just like to call 'em donkey. cause he's stupid. )
3. I have to watch videos in fast-forward
4. I lick my coffee pot clean
5. My eyes stay open when I sneeze
6. I'm so wired I pick up FM radio
7. My life’s goal is to “amount to a hill of beans”
8. Instant coffee takes too long fer me
( happens sometimes and I can't stand it ! )
9.I want to be cremated just so I can spend eternity in a coffee can
10. I name my cats “Cream” and “Sugar” when actually they are “Samsudin” and “Samsiah”.
11. My first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup
12. I get a speeding ticket even when I'm parked
13. I grind my coffee beans in my mouth
14. I sleep with my eyes open
15. I can type sixty words a minute with my feet ( obviously words that don't mean a thing )
16. I can jump-start my car without cables ( done that, try me )
17. My only sources of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low”
18. I don’t sweat, I percolate
19. I’ve worn out the handle on my favorite coffee mug
20. I go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
21. Starbuck’s owns the mortgage on my house ( let's hope that don't happen )
22. I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! ( aha, I feel this everyday )
23. Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
So help me god, you people need to do something. Really.
You'll know when I have too much when ..
1. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take my pulse
2. I name my 'donkey' after you ( 'donkey' is a python actually, but I just like to call 'em donkey. cause he's stupid. )
3. I have to watch videos in fast-forward
4. I lick my coffee pot clean
5. My eyes stay open when I sneeze
6. I'm so wired I pick up FM radio
7. My life’s goal is to “amount to a hill of beans”
8. Instant coffee takes too long fer me
( happens sometimes and I can't stand it ! )
9.I want to be cremated just so I can spend eternity in a coffee can
10. I name my cats “Cream” and “Sugar” when actually they are “Samsudin” and “Samsiah”.
11. My first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup
12. I get a speeding ticket even when I'm parked
13. I grind my coffee beans in my mouth
14. I sleep with my eyes open
15. I can type sixty words a minute with my feet ( obviously words that don't mean a thing )
16. I can jump-start my car without cables ( done that, try me )
17. My only sources of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low”
18. I don’t sweat, I percolate
19. I’ve worn out the handle on my favorite coffee mug
20. I go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
21. Starbuck’s owns the mortgage on my house ( let's hope that don't happen )
22. I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! ( aha, I feel this everyday )
23. Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
So help me god, you people need to do something. Really.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
life in college is of course more interesting than in school
I’d say cheers to myself repeatedly now that I’m conveniently tucked in college. Not just another college but a 40 year old household name easily remembered by all, the veteran TAR College. I’m totally full of enthusiasm looking forward to a great life in college.
Who would have thought that co-curriculum in college gives that extra punch, so intense yet fullfilling. It furnishes the requirement to produce alert, energetic and motivated graduates. A great situation for students to wash away all the unnecessary study stress. Students from different culture, religion and background merge together all for one sole reason – to sweat it out, participate, excell and to acknowledge the strength and weaknesses each possesses. All these are achievable outside study hours. The rewarding enthusiasm experience strangely aren’t felt during school days.
Another great situation would be the moment spent quietly in the college library. Its grandeur makes any student proud to be a part of it. There’s countless of references able to be referred to without qualm. One can easily spend the hours away without much care. Remembering what the library was like at school often tickles me. However after comparing notes with other friends attending other colleges, nothing beats the library of TAR College so to speak
Today I take pride that I could make a bee-line to the Student Affairs Department for any grouses anytime pertaining to college matters. Most importantly like any other student, I feel secure and well presented having the S.A.D behind me solidly. That is something unheard of back then in school. Worst, some colleges don’t even have the Student Affairs Department. That’s when I feel blessed to be in ‘this college’.
Talking about food, don’t we have so much choice that choosing becomes a major problem in our college canteen. Then there is also other cafeterias. Eating becomes problem number 2 in TAR College. Sadly, back in school our choice of food was too limited. A case of taking or leaving.
The college compound is so huge that a ten ringgit petrol to take a tour of the college and its vicinity won’t be sufficient. Walking around college, under the sun with some cloud would be tolerable and the walk seems endless. In school, a five minutes walk would’ve covered the whole area. Then again one does not get car summonses other than from the Police or JPJ, here getting summonses is not just common but what’s more interesting is getting your car all chained up for a price of five ringgit penalty per wrong doing. So unheard of in school. Anyone can park haphazardly without a care.
If that’s not enough the sight of the security staffs either gives you the goose pimple, dampened your high spirited mood or tickles you. Ever always checking the cars, motorbikes and monitoring the ever heavy traffic in college. A great experience looking at them at how they conduct their duties. This is so foreign in school. There’s hardly any security staff lurking around.
More than anything else, every so often I forget I’m on Malaysian soil when I dress myself to college - ‘college style’ just like those Western movies where teenagers are dressed to college. What’s making it different is that we have our distinctive Malaysian college style – grooming ala TAR College, with the mixed culture that’s being embraced in here the dressing dawned by all is so totally ‘vogue student’. Thank god there is no rigid dress code let alone college uniform. Wearing a standard uniform for decades is unbelievably boring.
Ever so relief that I’m a college student and not just another college student, but TAR College student. Definitely life in college is far more meaningful, rewarding, and full of great experiences. If only the clock could stop I would want to remain a college student for as long as it takes. Bravo to me.
Who would have thought that co-curriculum in college gives that extra punch, so intense yet fullfilling. It furnishes the requirement to produce alert, energetic and motivated graduates. A great situation for students to wash away all the unnecessary study stress. Students from different culture, religion and background merge together all for one sole reason – to sweat it out, participate, excell and to acknowledge the strength and weaknesses each possesses. All these are achievable outside study hours. The rewarding enthusiasm experience strangely aren’t felt during school days.
Another great situation would be the moment spent quietly in the college library. Its grandeur makes any student proud to be a part of it. There’s countless of references able to be referred to without qualm. One can easily spend the hours away without much care. Remembering what the library was like at school often tickles me. However after comparing notes with other friends attending other colleges, nothing beats the library of TAR College so to speak
Today I take pride that I could make a bee-line to the Student Affairs Department for any grouses anytime pertaining to college matters. Most importantly like any other student, I feel secure and well presented having the S.A.D behind me solidly. That is something unheard of back then in school. Worst, some colleges don’t even have the Student Affairs Department. That’s when I feel blessed to be in ‘this college’.
Talking about food, don’t we have so much choice that choosing becomes a major problem in our college canteen. Then there is also other cafeterias. Eating becomes problem number 2 in TAR College. Sadly, back in school our choice of food was too limited. A case of taking or leaving.
The college compound is so huge that a ten ringgit petrol to take a tour of the college and its vicinity won’t be sufficient. Walking around college, under the sun with some cloud would be tolerable and the walk seems endless. In school, a five minutes walk would’ve covered the whole area. Then again one does not get car summonses other than from the Police or JPJ, here getting summonses is not just common but what’s more interesting is getting your car all chained up for a price of five ringgit penalty per wrong doing. So unheard of in school. Anyone can park haphazardly without a care.
If that’s not enough the sight of the security staffs either gives you the goose pimple, dampened your high spirited mood or tickles you. Ever always checking the cars, motorbikes and monitoring the ever heavy traffic in college. A great experience looking at them at how they conduct their duties. This is so foreign in school. There’s hardly any security staff lurking around.
More than anything else, every so often I forget I’m on Malaysian soil when I dress myself to college - ‘college style’ just like those Western movies where teenagers are dressed to college. What’s making it different is that we have our distinctive Malaysian college style – grooming ala TAR College, with the mixed culture that’s being embraced in here the dressing dawned by all is so totally ‘vogue student’. Thank god there is no rigid dress code let alone college uniform. Wearing a standard uniform for decades is unbelievably boring.
Ever so relief that I’m a college student and not just another college student, but TAR College student. Definitely life in college is far more meaningful, rewarding, and full of great experiences. If only the clock could stop I would want to remain a college student for as long as it takes. Bravo to me.
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