A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card.
It said "Rest in Peace".
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was,
The florist said:
"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying 'Congratulations on your new location'."
Showing posts with label You've gotta have some humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label You've gotta have some humor. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
How can I help you
(I work at the customer service desk at a grocery store . One day I had a guy come up and cash a winning lottery ticket for a dollar , and this is what then took place )
Me: There you go. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Customer: Yeah, uhh I've got some dishes to be done, some windows to be washed, and a lawn to be mowed.
Me: *thinking he's joking* ha, yeah
Customer: *blank stare* are you gonna help me?
Me: still thinking he's joking* Ha, well, until **** opens up an At-Home division, I guess I can't help you out.
Customer: So you're not gonna help me?
Me: *realizing he's serious* no, sir. I can't just leave and go home with you to do chores.
Customer: You shouldn't be offering to do something if you don't plan on going through with it.
Me: I'm sorry, sir, but- ..
Customer: *interrupting* Next time, don't offer if you're not gonna do it! *storms off*
moral of the story is . Wow . how serious can a person be .
Me: There you go. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Customer: Yeah, uhh I've got some dishes to be done, some windows to be washed, and a lawn to be mowed.
Me: *thinking he's joking* ha, yeah
Customer: *blank stare* are you gonna help me?
Me: still thinking he's joking* Ha, well, until **** opens up an At-Home division, I guess I can't help you out.
Customer: So you're not gonna help me?
Me: *realizing he's serious* no, sir. I can't just leave and go home with you to do chores.
Customer: You shouldn't be offering to do something if you don't plan on going through with it.
Me: I'm sorry, sir, but- ..
Customer: *interrupting* Next time, don't offer if you're not gonna do it! *storms off*
moral of the story is . Wow . how serious can a person be .
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
You've gotta love the Canadian Sense of Humor !
Westjet Flight Information .
West Jet is an Airline with head office situated in Calgary. West Jet airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight & safety lectures and announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are several real examples that have been heard or reported by passengers from real flights:
On a West Jet flight. There is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want. Passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, People, people weare not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!
On another West Jet Flight with a very senior flight attendant crew, the pilot said, Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.
On landing, the stewardess said, Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you are going to leave anything, please make sure its something we would like to have.
There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.
Thank you for flying West Jet Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at the Vancouver airport, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: big fella. WHOA!
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Ontario, a flight attendant on a West Jet flight announced, Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.
From a West Jet Airlines employee: Welcome aboard West Jet Flight 245 to Calgary. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.
In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling, stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite.
Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we will try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than West Jet Airlines.
Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.
As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.
And from the pilot during his welcome message: West Jet Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!
Heard on West Jet Airlines just after a very hard landing in Edmonton; The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, That was quite a bump, and I know what you all are thinking. I am here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt.
Overheard on a West Jet Airlines flight into Regina on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Regina. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!
Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a Thanks for flying our airline. He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question
Why, no, Maam, said the pilot. What is it?
The little old lady said, Did we land, or were we shot down?
After a real crusher of a landing in Halifax, the attendant came on with, Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.
Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of West Jet Airways.
Heard on a West Jet Airline flight. Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing. If you can light em, you can smoke em.
A plane was taking off from the Winnipeg airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from Winnipeg to Montreal. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax.. OH, MY GOD!
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants! A passenger yelled: That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!
West Jet is an Airline with head office situated in Calgary. West Jet airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight & safety lectures and announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are several real examples that have been heard or reported by passengers from real flights:
On a West Jet flight. There is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want. Passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, People, people weare not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!
On another West Jet Flight with a very senior flight attendant crew, the pilot said, Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.
On landing, the stewardess said, Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you are going to leave anything, please make sure its something we would like to have.
There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.
Thank you for flying West Jet Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at the Vancouver airport, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: big fella. WHOA!
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Ontario, a flight attendant on a West Jet flight announced, Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.
From a West Jet Airlines employee: Welcome aboard West Jet Flight 245 to Calgary. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.
In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling, stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite.
Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we will try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than West Jet Airlines.
Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.
As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.
And from the pilot during his welcome message: West Jet Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!
Heard on West Jet Airlines just after a very hard landing in Edmonton; The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, That was quite a bump, and I know what you all are thinking. I am here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt.
Overheard on a West Jet Airlines flight into Regina on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Regina. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!
Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a Thanks for flying our airline. He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question
Why, no, Maam, said the pilot. What is it?
The little old lady said, Did we land, or were we shot down?
After a real crusher of a landing in Halifax, the attendant came on with, Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.
Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of West Jet Airways.
Heard on a West Jet Airline flight. Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing. If you can light em, you can smoke em.
A plane was taking off from the Winnipeg airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from Winnipeg to Montreal. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax.. OH, MY GOD!
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants! A passenger yelled: That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!
Monday, November 8, 2010
The Stupid Turkey .
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
The Eagle and The Rabbit .
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered, "Sure , why not."
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
The eagle answered, "Sure , why not."
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
The Bird .
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Women , Men .. Adam & Eve .
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....
Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND ..
When they have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy.
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....
Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND ..
When they have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy.
Women are clever (:
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive..'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever.
Don't mess with them..
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive..'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever.
Don't mess with them..
Friday, August 27, 2010
Sometimes the there's just the naked truth in front of you
There was a couple who are married for almost 10 years with no children. The husband does his routine everyday working from 9am - 5pm. The wife does her very best routine gardening, cooking, washing and whatever. The husband reaches home at 6 and dinner is always ready on the table. Like normal couples do, they dine, watch tv together, bathe, make love and fall asleep as usual. The wife is the type of person who trusts her man but the husband doesn't really trust her I don't know why. More when he found out that everyday around 5pm sharp or slightly few minutes early, some old guy went to his house talking to his wife. Later, since he couldn't keep his balls together, he asked his wife over dinner.
Husband : "Honey, is it true there was an old man talking to u almost everyday ?? "
Wife (shockingly replied) : "Umm.. yes dear. I didn't wanna bother you with this petty matter.
he was just a sick flirt, disgusting old man"
Husband: "What made u say that?? "
Wife: "He always come by the house and ask me Is ur husband at home..? i said No. Then he asks Do you have a PUSSY? i just figured i didn't need to entertain a prick like him so I slammed the door. it happens almost everyday but I didn't wanna bother you though."
Husband: "Really..?? Let's do this. tomorrow, i'll take an offday.. if the old man comes and ask you about me, you say No. Then if he ask about your pussy, say yes.. I'll be behind the door with my Golf Putter if he attack you... Okay ?? "
Wife: "Hmmmm..... Ok....."
The next day, as usual, at 5pm sharp, the Old Man came...
Knock !! Knock !!
Wife: Yes..?? (husband behind door listening)
Old Man: Is ur husband at home ??
Wife: NO. Why?
Old Man: Do u have a Pussy??
Wife: YES of course.. Why??
Old Man: FINALLY !! So please tell ur Stupid Husband to STOP FUCKING MY WIFE !!!
Husband : "Honey, is it true there was an old man talking to u almost everyday ?? "
Wife (shockingly replied) : "Umm.. yes dear. I didn't wanna bother you with this petty matter.
he was just a sick flirt, disgusting old man"
Husband: "What made u say that?? "
Wife: "He always come by the house and ask me Is ur husband at home..? i said No. Then he asks Do you have a PUSSY? i just figured i didn't need to entertain a prick like him so I slammed the door. it happens almost everyday but I didn't wanna bother you though."
Husband: "Really..?? Let's do this. tomorrow, i'll take an offday.. if the old man comes and ask you about me, you say No. Then if he ask about your pussy, say yes.. I'll be behind the door with my Golf Putter if he attack you... Okay ?? "
Wife: "Hmmmm..... Ok....."
The next day, as usual, at 5pm sharp, the Old Man came...
Knock !! Knock !!
Wife: Yes..?? (husband behind door listening)
Old Man: Is ur husband at home ??
Wife: NO. Why?
Old Man: Do u have a Pussy??
Wife: YES of course.. Why??
Old Man: FINALLY !! So please tell ur Stupid Husband to STOP FUCKING MY WIFE !!!
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
life in college is of course more interesting than in school
I’d say cheers to myself repeatedly now that I’m conveniently tucked in college. Not just another college but a 40 year old household name easily remembered by all, the veteran TAR College. I’m totally full of enthusiasm looking forward to a great life in college.
Who would have thought that co-curriculum in college gives that extra punch, so intense yet fullfilling. It furnishes the requirement to produce alert, energetic and motivated graduates. A great situation for students to wash away all the unnecessary study stress. Students from different culture, religion and background merge together all for one sole reason – to sweat it out, participate, excell and to acknowledge the strength and weaknesses each possesses. All these are achievable outside study hours. The rewarding enthusiasm experience strangely aren’t felt during school days.
Another great situation would be the moment spent quietly in the college library. Its grandeur makes any student proud to be a part of it. There’s countless of references able to be referred to without qualm. One can easily spend the hours away without much care. Remembering what the library was like at school often tickles me. However after comparing notes with other friends attending other colleges, nothing beats the library of TAR College so to speak
Today I take pride that I could make a bee-line to the Student Affairs Department for any grouses anytime pertaining to college matters. Most importantly like any other student, I feel secure and well presented having the S.A.D behind me solidly. That is something unheard of back then in school. Worst, some colleges don’t even have the Student Affairs Department. That’s when I feel blessed to be in ‘this college’.
Talking about food, don’t we have so much choice that choosing becomes a major problem in our college canteen. Then there is also other cafeterias. Eating becomes problem number 2 in TAR College. Sadly, back in school our choice of food was too limited. A case of taking or leaving.
The college compound is so huge that a ten ringgit petrol to take a tour of the college and its vicinity won’t be sufficient. Walking around college, under the sun with some cloud would be tolerable and the walk seems endless. In school, a five minutes walk would’ve covered the whole area. Then again one does not get car summonses other than from the Police or JPJ, here getting summonses is not just common but what’s more interesting is getting your car all chained up for a price of five ringgit penalty per wrong doing. So unheard of in school. Anyone can park haphazardly without a care.
If that’s not enough the sight of the security staffs either gives you the goose pimple, dampened your high spirited mood or tickles you. Ever always checking the cars, motorbikes and monitoring the ever heavy traffic in college. A great experience looking at them at how they conduct their duties. This is so foreign in school. There’s hardly any security staff lurking around.
More than anything else, every so often I forget I’m on Malaysian soil when I dress myself to college - ‘college style’ just like those Western movies where teenagers are dressed to college. What’s making it different is that we have our distinctive Malaysian college style – grooming ala TAR College, with the mixed culture that’s being embraced in here the dressing dawned by all is so totally ‘vogue student’. Thank god there is no rigid dress code let alone college uniform. Wearing a standard uniform for decades is unbelievably boring.
Ever so relief that I’m a college student and not just another college student, but TAR College student. Definitely life in college is far more meaningful, rewarding, and full of great experiences. If only the clock could stop I would want to remain a college student for as long as it takes. Bravo to me.
Who would have thought that co-curriculum in college gives that extra punch, so intense yet fullfilling. It furnishes the requirement to produce alert, energetic and motivated graduates. A great situation for students to wash away all the unnecessary study stress. Students from different culture, religion and background merge together all for one sole reason – to sweat it out, participate, excell and to acknowledge the strength and weaknesses each possesses. All these are achievable outside study hours. The rewarding enthusiasm experience strangely aren’t felt during school days.
Another great situation would be the moment spent quietly in the college library. Its grandeur makes any student proud to be a part of it. There’s countless of references able to be referred to without qualm. One can easily spend the hours away without much care. Remembering what the library was like at school often tickles me. However after comparing notes with other friends attending other colleges, nothing beats the library of TAR College so to speak
Today I take pride that I could make a bee-line to the Student Affairs Department for any grouses anytime pertaining to college matters. Most importantly like any other student, I feel secure and well presented having the S.A.D behind me solidly. That is something unheard of back then in school. Worst, some colleges don’t even have the Student Affairs Department. That’s when I feel blessed to be in ‘this college’.
Talking about food, don’t we have so much choice that choosing becomes a major problem in our college canteen. Then there is also other cafeterias. Eating becomes problem number 2 in TAR College. Sadly, back in school our choice of food was too limited. A case of taking or leaving.
The college compound is so huge that a ten ringgit petrol to take a tour of the college and its vicinity won’t be sufficient. Walking around college, under the sun with some cloud would be tolerable and the walk seems endless. In school, a five minutes walk would’ve covered the whole area. Then again one does not get car summonses other than from the Police or JPJ, here getting summonses is not just common but what’s more interesting is getting your car all chained up for a price of five ringgit penalty per wrong doing. So unheard of in school. Anyone can park haphazardly without a care.
If that’s not enough the sight of the security staffs either gives you the goose pimple, dampened your high spirited mood or tickles you. Ever always checking the cars, motorbikes and monitoring the ever heavy traffic in college. A great experience looking at them at how they conduct their duties. This is so foreign in school. There’s hardly any security staff lurking around.
More than anything else, every so often I forget I’m on Malaysian soil when I dress myself to college - ‘college style’ just like those Western movies where teenagers are dressed to college. What’s making it different is that we have our distinctive Malaysian college style – grooming ala TAR College, with the mixed culture that’s being embraced in here the dressing dawned by all is so totally ‘vogue student’. Thank god there is no rigid dress code let alone college uniform. Wearing a standard uniform for decades is unbelievably boring.
Ever so relief that I’m a college student and not just another college student, but TAR College student. Definitely life in college is far more meaningful, rewarding, and full of great experiences. If only the clock could stop I would want to remain a college student for as long as it takes. Bravo to me.
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