Sometimes you gotta stop me. No kiddings really. Cause the last time I remember I had too much of it is when I was doing the Evaluation Tabulation for Microsoft Tech Ed event.. And I realised that my lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.. and I bit my plastic cups to bits. I had like 16 cups of coffee in less than half an hour? That a lot to you? ha. ha. So yea.
You'll know when I have too much when ..
1. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take my pulse
2. I name my 'donkey' after you ( 'donkey' is a python actually, but I just like to call 'em donkey. cause he's stupid. )
3. I have to watch videos in fast-forward
4. I lick my coffee pot clean
5. My eyes stay open when I sneeze
6. I'm so wired I pick up FM radio
7. My life’s goal is to “amount to a hill of beans”
8. Instant coffee takes too long fer me
( happens sometimes and I can't stand it ! )
9.I want to be cremated just so I can spend eternity in a coffee can
10. I name my cats “Cream” and “Sugar” when actually they are “Samsudin” and “Samsiah”.
11. My first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup
12. I get a speeding ticket even when I'm parked
13. I grind my coffee beans in my mouth
14. I sleep with my eyes open
15. I can type sixty words a minute with my feet ( obviously words that don't mean a thing )
16. I can jump-start my car without cables ( done that, try me )
17. My only sources of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low”
18. I don’t sweat, I percolate
19. I’ve worn out the handle on my favorite coffee mug
20. I go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
21. Starbuck’s owns the mortgage on my house ( let's hope that don't happen )
22. I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! ( aha, I feel this everyday )
23. Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
So help me god, you people need to do something. Really.