Friday, August 27, 2010

I Ochestrate my morning to the tune of coffee but..

Sometimes you gotta stop me. No kiddings really. Cause the last time I remember I had too much of it is when I was doing the Evaluation Tabulation for Microsoft Tech Ed event.. And I realised that my lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.. and I bit my plastic cups to bits. I had like 16 cups of coffee in less than half an hour? That a lot to you? ha. ha. So yea.

You'll know when I have too much when ..

1. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take my pulse

2. I name my 'donkey' after you ( 'donkey' is a python actually, but I just like to call 'em donkey. cause he's stupid. )

3. I have to watch videos in fast-forward

4. I lick my coffee pot clean

5. My eyes stay open when I sneeze

6. I'm so wired I pick up FM radio

7. My life’s goal is to “amount to a hill of beans”

8. Instant coffee takes too long fer me
( happens sometimes and I can't stand it ! )

9.I want to be cremated just so I can spend eternity in a coffee can

10. I name my cats “Cream” and “Sugar” when actually they are “Samsudin” and “Samsiah”.

11. My first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup

12. I get a speeding ticket even when I'm parked

13. I grind my coffee beans in my mouth

14. I sleep with my eyes open

15. I can type sixty words a minute with my feet ( obviously words that don't mean a thing )

16. I can jump-start my car without cables ( done that, try me )

17. My only sources of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low”

18. I don’t sweat, I percolate

19. I’ve worn out the handle on my favorite coffee mug

20. I go to AA meetings just for the free coffee

21. Starbuck’s owns the mortgage on my house ( let's hope that don't happen )

22. I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! ( aha, I feel this everyday )

23. Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.

So help me god, you people need to do something. Really.

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