Friday, August 27, 2010

Life's like a magnet

What I feel, so complex, words beyond description. I ask to myself
"What favours have I done for myself?" I've done way too many mistakes, COUNTLESS of times and I still havent learn with all those damage that is way beyond repair.

Managing facts,
What exactly am I doing?? .. Too busy managing other peoples' life, when to manage my own. Always thinking about how others' feel, no time to look after my own.

All guidance I've got seems like effortless. Too many have said to ;
"Move on, why the hell are you still standing here,..."

These contemplative thoughts playing on my mind. Should I stay or Should I go, What do I get if I stay, and What do I get if I go,...
Physically yes I wanna go, Mentally ? feels like a no. My feet are stuck to the floor I can't move,.. And everytime I feel like letting go, I always remember why I held on for so long.. And it stops me from letting go, and wanting to wait much longer.

"Could I take this"

yes, with GOD's grace, with his strength, I believe I can do it. Say whatever..


I don't believe when people tell me that misery makes you stronger, the fact is,
It doesn't. It just makes you realise what's worth, and what's not, then only you begin to think about what to do, where to go, when to move, which path you're taking and what exactly is the next step. and right now.. I wonder when will everything be back on track.

Sometimes the there's just the naked truth in front of you

There was a couple who are married for almost 10 years with no children. The husband does his routine everyday working from 9am - 5pm. The wife does her very best routine gardening, cooking, washing and whatever. The husband reaches home at 6 and dinner is always ready on the table. Like normal couples do, they dine, watch tv together, bathe, make love and fall asleep as usual. The wife is the type of person who trusts her man but the husband doesn't really trust her I don't know why. More when he found out that everyday around 5pm sharp or slightly few minutes early, some old guy went to his house talking to his wife. Later, since he couldn't keep his balls together, he asked his wife over dinner.

Husband : "Honey, is it true there was an old man talking to u almost everyday ?? "

Wife (shockingly replied) : "Umm.. yes dear. I didn't wanna bother you with this petty matter.
he was just a sick flirt, disgusting old man"

Husband: "What made u say that?? "

Wife: "He always come by the house and ask me Is ur husband at home..? i said No. Then he asks Do you have a PUSSY? i just figured i didn't need to entertain a prick like him so I slammed the door. it happens almost everyday but I didn't wanna bother you though."

Husband: "Really..?? Let's do this. tomorrow, i'll take an offday.. if the old man comes and ask you about me, you say No. Then if he ask about your pussy, say yes.. I'll be behind the door with my Golf Putter if he attack you... Okay ?? "

Wife: "Hmmmm..... Ok....."

The next day, as usual, at 5pm sharp, the Old Man came...
Knock !! Knock !!

Wife: Yes..?? (husband behind door listening)

Old Man: Is ur husband at home ??

Wife: NO. Why?

Old Man: Do u have a Pussy??

Wife: YES of course.. Why??

Old Man: FINALLY !! So please tell ur Stupid Husband to STOP FUCKING MY WIFE !!!

99 facts about men

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships

and additional from a guy friend of mine :
100. Guys like girls that are independent instead of depending everything from surrounding people

I Ochestrate my morning to the tune of coffee but..

Sometimes you gotta stop me. No kiddings really. Cause the last time I remember I had too much of it is when I was doing the Evaluation Tabulation for Microsoft Tech Ed event.. And I realised that my lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.. and I bit my plastic cups to bits. I had like 16 cups of coffee in less than half an hour? That a lot to you? ha. ha. So yea.

You'll know when I have too much when ..

1. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take my pulse

2. I name my 'donkey' after you ( 'donkey' is a python actually, but I just like to call 'em donkey. cause he's stupid. )

3. I have to watch videos in fast-forward

4. I lick my coffee pot clean

5. My eyes stay open when I sneeze

6. I'm so wired I pick up FM radio

7. My life’s goal is to “amount to a hill of beans”

8. Instant coffee takes too long fer me
( happens sometimes and I can't stand it ! )

9.I want to be cremated just so I can spend eternity in a coffee can

10. I name my cats “Cream” and “Sugar” when actually they are “Samsudin” and “Samsiah”.

11. My first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup

12. I get a speeding ticket even when I'm parked

13. I grind my coffee beans in my mouth

14. I sleep with my eyes open

15. I can type sixty words a minute with my feet ( obviously words that don't mean a thing )

16. I can jump-start my car without cables ( done that, try me )

17. My only sources of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low”

18. I don’t sweat, I percolate

19. I’ve worn out the handle on my favorite coffee mug

20. I go to AA meetings just for the free coffee

21. Starbuck’s owns the mortgage on my house ( let's hope that don't happen )

22. I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! ( aha, I feel this everyday )

23. Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.

So help me god, you people need to do something. Really.